Let's start this off!!

~AN INTERVIEW WITH ZEXION~



Interviewer: So Zexion, why did you decide to accept this interview? I mean, being out in public must be kind of difficult for you with all the fangirls.

Zexion: *cringes at the word fangirls* Well obviously I didn't come from my own free will. *rolls eyes*

Interviewer: I'm sorry. Is this a touchy subject for you?

Zexion: Yes, yes it is.

Interviewer: Well, have you any theories as to why these fangirls love you so much?

Zexion: .... I do have a few theories.... and complaints.

Interviewer: Would you like to share? I'm sure your followers are dying to here.

*hear fangirl in background scream "Marry me Zexion!" and faint*

Zexion: *blushes* Yes, well, my first theory is- the "emo" effect, AND DEAR GOD, I AM NOT EMO! But APPARENTLY- ANY GUY WHO HAS ANY SENSE IN HAIRSTYLE FASHION *gestures towards hair* is considered "emo" *actually makes air quotes* ....... moving on. Girls seem to be magnetically attracted to these "emos".

Interviewer: Well that is certainly an interesting theory, any testing of it yet?

Zexion: Actually, I was about to perform a test before...*sighs in discontent* I was dragged here by that arrogant fool over there.

*points menacingly at a smiling Axel*

Interviewer: Axel is here too? I didn't notice! I'm sure he has his following of fangirls as well. Whose do you suppose is a bigger fanbase?

Zexion: Well, obviously, it would be me. Who else has the infamous nickname "Sexion"? *cringes again but this time with a more nervous eye twitch*

Interviewer: Well, Axel what do you think about that? Seems "sexion" believes he's more popular than him. Do you suppose that's true?

Zexion: *Cringes at the "Sexion" remark and turns to make a smart come back before seeing Axel out of the corner of his eye* What the...?

Axel: *Walks over, pushing Zexion out of the seat* Well I would have to say that Zexion would be a tad bit wrong about that one. I obviously have a bigger fanbase...*looks over to see 5 girls with "I heart axel" shirts on, in a sea of Zexion fans.*

Zexion: Wow. Watching Sesame Street hasn't helped your counting skills much has it....?

Axel: Well maybe I don't have a very big fanbase compared to Zexion, but mine is more dangerous. *pulls out a lighter to keep himself busy as the interviewer talks*

Interviewer: Zexion, were you going to say something before Axel came over and took the spotlight?

Zexion: Yes actually, I was.

Interviewer: *looks over at Axel staring at the flame* Well, it seems Axel is busy enough for you to talk.

Zexion: Well, first of all, I've been to all these fanfic sites, and Deviantart, and CLEARLY- Axel is more of a... well Yaoi fan girl kind of obsession- unlike I, who am the pinnacle of manlyness, more of a level headed fangirl obsession, and if you have any kind of education, unlike Pyromaniac over here, You can see... there are FAARR more of them in this audience.

Interviewer: Oh yes, I recall seeing something about him and Roxas having a close friendship. What would you say about that?

*Fangirls scream, one actually trys to hop stage but gets tazered by a Bouncer*

Zexion: o.0 *stares at the tazered girl who is now being dragged out into the nearst alley exit* *composes himself and clears throut* Yes well... I have noticed that they are a tad.... close, for lack of a better word..

*Fangirl Screech*

*tazer noise*

*crowd dies down*

Interviewer: *ahem* Yes, well Axel, what do you have to say about that?

Axel: *glances away form flame for a second* I'm sorry, were you talking?

Interviewer: Yes, I was asking about your "close" relationship with Roxas.

Zexion: *cough* moron *cough*

Axel: My personal life is my business. Why you would need to know anymore about my friendship with Roxas is simply absurd. Absurd enough to light someone on fire! *pulls out lighter*

Zexion: *pulls out book* oh lord.

*tazer noise heard again*

Axel: I was only kidding! *goes back to staring at flame*

Zexion: I believe your bouncer is a bit tazer crazy.....

Interviewer: Yes we're looking for a replacement as we speak. *cough* Do you know anyone bouncer material?

*the room whole room suddenly goes dark*

*A light appears from no where and shines on the bouncer's face

*Sephiroth music plays*
SEPH-I-ROTH...SEPH-I-ROTH...ect.

Interviewer: I can't see my notes!!

Sephiroth: I don't think a new bouncer is required... *evil grin*

Zexion: Someone please turn the lights on! I'M TRYING TO READ! *snatches lighter from Axel as his only source for light*

Axel: Hey, give that back!!!! Don't make me pull out my pointy circle weapons!

Interviewer: Everyone please calm down! Bouncer, please turn the lights back on, you're causing chaos!

Zexion: Pointy circle weapons!? Your vocabulary simply amazes me!

*Lights flick back on, and the bouncer is gone with nothing more than a creepy chuckle*

Interviewer: Well now that that's over with, I believe we're done with your interview. Is there anything you would like to add before we cut to commercial?

Axel: *mimicking interviewer and mumbles under breath* Anything you would like to add?

Zexion: Yes, indeed, I would like to put the message out that I AM NOT EMO! AM NOT! And I would also like to add that Demyx, if you're watching, apparently Axel broke up with Roxas, he's all yours now.. *chuckles to himself*

Axel: *oblivious to Zexion's comments* I was the one who brought Zexion here, why don't I get more interview time..... Roxas and me hmph....*rest is inaudible*

Interviewer: Well thank you for coming, next up we have...Axel!!!!