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..::::Interview with Axel::::..



Interviewer: Hello Axel, welcome to the show... once again.

Axel: *smug smirk on his face* Glad to be back! It's about time I had my chance in the fire light.....get it, FIRE light! Hahaha.

Interview: Nice pun there, but seriously, why did you respond to our advertisement?

Axel: Well first of all, I wanted to get Zexion there out of that castle. All he does is sit around and read all day. It would serve him some good if I burnt all his books, but anyway, I mainly wanted to address all the growing rumors.

Interviewer: Rumors? Do you care to elaborate?

Axel: First off, Roxas and I, well... um *thinks to himself*

..........

Axel: We're friends.

*fangirls sigh*

Interviewer: So you are saying... that the people think your closer than that? How did this scandalous rumor get started?

Axel: I have no idea how these rumors about us got started. I mean, it's not like we went on dates or anything! *Zexion laughs to himself off stage* We just hung out, like friends do. We're just FRIENDS! Got it memorized?

*Zexion's laugh grows louder from off stage*

*Fangirls sigh once again, now more forlorne*

Axel: Personally, I think it's a much bigger issue involving the sanity of these fangirls. Their heads need to be examined. But whatever the reason for the drawings and stories and such, they are absurd. And I in no way confirm them as true.

Interviewer: *nods* I agree, though I have to admit I would be a little confused too. Your whole "organization" wears dresses and you're all boys except for one and she's kind of manly herself, but I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying it's a tad odd....

*Fangirls Shout "yes" several times in agreement*

Fangirl: AND YOU'RE SO PRETTY!

*tazer noise is heard as the girl falls limp on the ground*

Axel: Well, Xemnas was the original nobody, so perhaps we should ask him that. All I know is that he has given us some rules and a dress code. I just follow them. And thank you to whoever said that. I agree with you, if I do say so myself.

Interviewer: *coughs* Yes, well-

Axel: I have heard, however, that Xemnas had a strange childhood. That might have something to do with it.

Interviewer: Oh so, would you describe him to be something like Hitler only a little more.... fruity?

Axel: Perhaps. He seems rather dictatorish to me at times, and yet he still manages to check his hair every 5 minutes. Why is that? I still can't figure out where he hides his mirror in these robes. And Zexion always manages to have a book with him. Maybe there is some secret compartment in the robes I haven't discovered yet.

Interviewer: He hides mirrors in his... dres- I mean robes? *tries to hide a small giggle* Why don't we just ask-

Zexion: Me I presume?

Axel: Where did you come from? You were just off stage!

Zexion: Magic. *laughs at a little inside joke* You were about to ask if I hide books in my robes, correct?

Axel: You and your illusions. Yes, we were. *pulls out lighter to play with while waiting for a response*

Zexion: No, I don't.

Axel: Yes you do! And then you hide mirrors in your books!

Zexion: Hide things in my precious books?!?! Certainly NOT. I'm not as vain as you, pyromaniac! *grabs a mirror out Axel's robes*

*the mirror has a casing that says Dream girl Barbie all over it and is bright pink*

*Fangirls Gasp*

Axel: Hey, as the subject of drawings and stories, I must be looking sharp at all times. Besides, you're one to talk. Look at your hair, how long do you spend on it everyday? And mirrors are hard to get when you are a wanted nobody, you use what you can find.

Zexion: *throws mirror out into the audience*

*Fangirls Giggle*

*Fights insue*

*tazers heard*

*fight over*

Zexion:*ahem* Well....a mere 2 hours. Any normal person needs that much time to prepare a masterpiece such as this. *gestures at hair*

Axel: WHY DID YOU THROW MY MIRROR?! Now I have to go get another one! *grabs book out of Zexion's hand and holds it over lit lighter* Get me a mirror and your book is safe... And while you're at it, make sure the mirror has a picture of Roxas on it.

Zexion: *Tears well up in his eyes* MY BOOK! MY BOOK!!! HOW DARE YOU!--wait... Roxas?

*Fangirls Giggle in delight*

Interviewer: Oh my... Friends you say?

Axel: I miss him when he's gone okay?! It's like a picture, only.... I can get two uses out of it! *blushes*

*Fangrils AAWWWWWW*

Axel: And yes, friends thank you very much Miss Interview person. *puts book closer to the flame* Hurry up Zexion, your book is getting warm!

Zexion: You moron! You can see your reflection on your Zippo lighter!

Axel: Would you quit screaming that dang blasted word?! I don't like being called names! *realizes what Zexion just said* I can? *looks at reflection* It's not big enough! Get me a mirror!

Zexion: *humph* Fine! FINE! *mumbles something under his breath- sounds like moron* *sighs* Surely one of you obsessed fangirls has such a mirror?

Interviewer: *mumbles under breath* Where is the bouncer? Isn't this what he's here for?

*dozens of mirrors Fly up on to the stage from all of the Fangirls*

Zexion: There you go Axel... take your pick.

Axel: *eyes light up with delight* Um, hm, so many to pick from! *hands book back to Zexion*

*Fangirls Squeal*

Zexion: *grabs book and runs back stage*

Interviewer: I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Don't get too close to the edge of the stage.

*Fangirls Still squealing... bouncer mysteriously gone?*

Axel: *finds one with Roxas wearing an "I heart axel" shirt* I'll take this one. *sits back down in chair feeling content*

*Interviewer gives him a weird face*

Axel: FRIENDS!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED?!!?!?

*The fangirl who had the mirror collapses from excitement while the others leer at her with jealousy*

Interviewer: ....Friends?

Axel: -.- I'm done talking to you people if you don't have anymore questions!

Interviewer: Actually... I have a few more...

Axel: Then ask them already, I've addressed me and Roxas, what else?

Interviewer: Yes, well I have been wondering for a long time now.... How do you get your hair to defy gravity like that?

Axel: *sigh* I can't reveal my hair secrets. It's a signature look, and if I reveal my methods, everyone will have it, and I can't have that.

*interviewer's face shows dissapointment*

Axel: Though I will say what gel I use. Cloud Strife Maximum Strength. That's all I can reveal. Sorry, next question.

Interviewer:.. Cloud Strife you say...Actually, I believe, he's scheduled to be interviewed later after a few others... *ahem* moving on.

Interviewer: Anyway, is that your natural hair color Axel, I've seen tabloid pictures of you at Walgreens buying Hair color... Are these photos real? or...

*Zexion laughs from backstage*

Axel: Well, with all the publicity I've been doing lately, I've been out in the sun a lot more without my hood up. My hair has begun to bleach some, so yes, I have unfortuanately resorted to buying some hair color to keep it my natural color.

Axel: Any other questions concerning my hair or anything else................besides Roxas.

Interviewer: Last question... submitted by the fangirls *coughs to hide a small laugh after reading the question to herself* *ahem* Well...how odd...but anyway... "Would you ever be willing to auction off your clothing on Ebay for collectors or possibly your pillows, sheets, bath towels..etc....?.... interesting question.. no?

Axel: Actually, I have just began working on my own clothing line to share my sense of style with the fans. I don't think I will ever actually sell my own belongings, but my clothing line should suffice for them. *smug look*

Interviewer:...Okay then.

Axel: Thank you for having me, it's been a pleasure. *walks off stage*

Interviewer: Time for a quick commercial break. When we get back, we'll have the lovely Roxas joining us.